Just got this off someone's blog and shirlene and i think its horribly funny!
Credits to http://dancingupastorm.blogspot.com/ for bringing us so much laughter!
I really think blog hopping is quite fun at times!


The Online Diary Stereotypes

Blogspot stereotype #1:
The Ah Bengzzx and Ah Lianxx (im really bad with unautomated sticky caps)


Blog will typically have a music video permanently embedded somewhere,of course playing some really bad and annoying music that will screw your itunes
they post grainy, watered down and bad quality pictures of whatever from their handphone (normally not a nokia)

girls take pictures of their presents their 'lao gong' give them

the present is always nicely propped up on their bed - most probably a soft toy
hair is always razor straight and probably rebonded if not natural
they generally type with odd lingo adding "kekeke", "haiz~" and a massive amount of 'x's and 'z's wherever, whenever.

LiveJournal Stereotype #2
Brandwhores


The picture outside their cut will always be paper bag from some overpriced branded boutique
their tag says : "what's inside"
you click and then you see like 10 million other things they have bought
they post 10 million pictures of themselves to show off their new clothes, new gagets, hot body, hot hair, wild nights etc
people who hang out at LJ admire their lifestyle and bombard them with "where did you buy this" and "where did you get that"

LiveJournal Stereotype #3
The Livejournal convert


was originally hosting their journal at some other site
decided to move to LJ to pretend to be cool because 'LJ is cool'
then proceed to add 10 million strangers as friends
start worshipping the brandwhores and camwhores


Stereotype #4
Im too cool for this shit


always types a one liner entry
they make it sound very profound and ellusive but normally it doesnt make sense
these people are normally good looking boys, which is why ppl still read their blogs even though it's boring and doesnt make sense
some of them just type like that to feign intelligence

Stereotype #5
Suicidal psycopath


layout is black
every entry has the fword
entries are pointless rants complaining about how the world is against her/him
will post pictures of themself crying or crouching somewhere looking forlorn and pathetic

Stereotype #6
Camwhore

every entry has at least 20 self taken, face shots
they talk about their hair and other fluff
there are the pretty, and the deluded.
self-worshipping shrine is normally well archived with links displayed at the side
posts on the main page can amount to a few months worth
not dial up friendly
photo links die halfway due to massive bandwidth allocation and/or computer will hang halfway

stereotype #7
invisible blogger


1 entry every 2 months or so
normally starts with "XXXX forced me to update so here i am"
followed by "nothing much as happened"
and finally "so i'll end here"




Anyway, Physics was quite horrible. I'm totally unsure of my answers and I hope I wont fail. Eeeks!